Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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