moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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