Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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