He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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