Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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