I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
if only i could text you this smell
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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