I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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