Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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