Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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