doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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