What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
