so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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