I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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