Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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