Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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