Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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