She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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