My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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