idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Nobody cheats on THIS.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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