Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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