She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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