I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
