i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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