they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Quick, to the slutcave!
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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