dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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