Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Randomize
