Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
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