i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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