whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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