i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
We have so much sex to catch up on
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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