so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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