Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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