Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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