You surviving the open bar?
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Me. At least after what I've been through.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i just had sex bonerless
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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