For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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