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So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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