I have demons in me.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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