Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
