me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
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