i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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