absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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