hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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