haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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