No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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