Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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