i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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