Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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