New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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