DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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