I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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