This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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