He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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