He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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