hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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