Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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