just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Randomize
