Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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